Friday, March 21, 2008

Baby Revolts, Disrupts Blog

-Associated Press
Citing the ever present eye of the camera's lens, Wilder Bourdaghs staged a surprise uprising which brought news flow to a standstill and blocked blog stories for almost a month. Only recently has order been restored and this story was able to make it out of the house. "I don't know what came over him" exclaimed concerned mother Angie Bourdaghs. "I mean, we try to limit our close up flash exposure to 50-100 times a day." Not all details are known at this time other than Wilder took the household camera by force. While the camera was in the process of being recovered by the local authorities, Wilder then managed to manipulate the communication terminal, thereby blocking all outgoing blog posts. During the blackout a number of significant events occurred, most importantly Wilder's baptism on March 9th. The uprising was finally ended when after getting a fresh diaper, Wilder quickly nodded off to sleep. When asked what was the goal of his actions he could only respond by staring at the light fixture and drooling. Photos of the last month are now available on the Picasa website, which is linked on the righthand side of the screen.
-Last image before the camera is seized.